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Saturday, June 30, 2007

College Life

Haizeh!! thought after enter college wont be so suffering, but my guessing is wrong, my college life is worst then school life.. So let me share abit my Horrible Life.. Here it begins, 1st week was fine because it was only lecture and lepaking day.. So didnt do much things but that time i was alone, no frens or ppl teman me.. My frens all other course left me alone studying Accounting.. After few week, i get to know 1 or 2 people there.. Afterthat we become classmates and hang around which each other such as eating together, hang out together, study together and etc... After entering my new class, I became assistant class rap which not as worst as class rap position.. Then i began to make frens and finally i get to know the whole class students.. The thing i hate in the Darm Tar College is, the Darm college is so freaking BIG!! like a University or a Jungle which u can get lost easily!!.. The college even have a MAP for all students.. which i dont understand how to read the map.. 1st week of college, i get lost more then 10times.. it takes me more than 30minute to walk to my class from my 1st class to the 2nd class.. summore the weather is Freaking Hot these days, go for class also almost half DEAD! Haizehh~~ after few weeks, i finally remember the road.. but now got frens be my tour guide and bring me to classes which i no need to remember the way.. ^^

At 1st i though it was enjoy in college life which i heard some of my frens say, but after entering college for a month, WOW!! seriously macam nak commit suicide man!!..
1st is they teach u 1 chapter per week..
2nd is 1 week 1 tutorial homework which MUST DO..
3rd is each subject each assignment..
4th is Journal write for English..
5th is Presentation for all subject..
6th is Coursework..
7th is Exam!!

ARHHH!! all these thing are killing me slowly.. i am so busy lately.. summore i have classes everyday from Monday till Friday.. The day i can hang out with my frens is Friday Nite,Saturday and Sunday til afternoon.. Afterthat have to go back KL and get ready for college the next morning..

Beside that i have 6 subject man!! how to cramp all these 6 subject which the lecture teaches 1 week 1 chapter.. haizz.. that why, college life suck man.. Thought can enjoy, see see end up suffering..

So better Prepare Guys and Girls for those who haven taste the College life.. Hahahahaaa!!

ḏ ò ı л қ ž got someone's heart at 11:35 AM

Sad Love Story

Sad Love Story...

BECAUSE YOU OPENED
THIS YOU NOW HAVE INCREDIBLY GOOD
LUCK THIS MONTH!!! YOU WILL GET A
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR IF YOU HAVE
ONE YOU WILL GET KISSED AND BE TOLD
THAT THEY LOVE YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO READ
THIS WHOLE THING AND DONT SKIP
ANYTHING OR YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST
LUCK!! GOOD LUCK!

Boy: baby we need to talk

Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with
me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just
tell
me.

Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u
to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a
boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts &
yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about
talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And
hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont
want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for
u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i
did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite because i am
leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to
see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug
eachother. And he gives her a note.]

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have
2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika begins to
read tha letter he gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew
this would be better if i wrote a letter
explaining tha
truth about how much i care about you. The truth
is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u
are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never
cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you,
n be around u. U really have no clue how much i
hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should
know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right
thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could
hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never
want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never
miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle
up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a
promise. U never had my love, and i want you to
remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this
may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you
so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch....
Goodbye
- Kyle

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha
garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she
feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he
loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few
days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket
pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I
knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few
words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i
love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let
you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Kyle]

Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must
of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I
cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my
baby to call me !!

...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over
47
young boys died, we are still searching for
Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget,
this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an
all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills
herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead &
she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody
answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a
msg. "Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2
let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i
had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not
worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got
scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will
be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!

ḏ ò ı л қ ž got someone's heart at 11:34 AM

Jokes.. Read It if u are bored!!

Got 3 people pass away.They are mr.A,mr.B and mr.C.

When they reach in front of the GOD.The GOD order mr.A step fronter to judge him.GOD take out a book to check mr.A,B and C pass time.

The GOD say while reading mr.A record:"Mr.A,you lied to your wife 3 times,you will drive proton wira(1.6cc) in the heaven."

Next,mr.B,GOD say to him:"Mr.B,you lied to your wife once,you will drive BMW in the heaven."

The last one,mr.C,GOD say to him:"mr.C,you never lied to your wife before,you will drive FERARRI in the heaven.

After a few days,mr.A,B and C come out to yam cha in heaven coffee shop.

Mr.A and B reached the coffee shop earlier than C.A tell B:"Walau,i just lied 3 times nia ma.........GOD give me drive wira wa......tiu la."

B tell A:" i just only one time ah...also cannot excuse ah,so serious man."

VROOM.............................

Mr.C reach with his FERARRI.When mr.C get out from the car, A and B saw him crying.A and B screem:"Walau eh,you drive FERARRI also want to cry meh......then we should go to kill ourselves lo."

Mr.C reply while crying:".....you... two... know.... wat???....just... now... on... the... way... i... saw.. my wife......[she is walking means she is in heaven too].....!?!

The End.......

ḏ ò ı л қ ž got someone's heart at 10:50 AM

2nd Jokes.. Read It if u are too bored!!

Mr.A is a very rich businessman.He treat his family very good, he is very kind too,but he got another wife in Thailand (2 lai, in cantonese).

Mr.A keep this as a secret.he never tell anyone about he got 2 wife.

Unluckyly,his wife who stay in Thailand found out Mr.A got another wife in Malaysia....

His Thailand wife made a terrible decision,she kill herself...........before she kill herself,she call Mr.A and screem to him:"i will revenge!!!!!!"Then she hang up the phone and killed herself.....

Mr.A feel very sorry to his Thailand wife,so he go to a Thailand temple to pray.This is the only thing he can do to make him feel better.When he is praying,a Thailand monk come to him and tell him:"Sir,i saw a shadow behind you,you are in danger."

Mr.A very scare and ask the monk:"What.... should.......i.... do......?"

Monk said:"You must tell me what happen then i will try my best to help you."

Mr.A told the monk about his Thailand wife killed herself.

Monk tell Mr.A:"Sir,you must find your wife dress and clean the blood stain before midnight 12.00.

Mr.A rush to his Thailand house and try to find the "blood dress",he search everywhere but cant find the "blood dress"........

Finally,Mr.A found the blood dress inside a his car at 11.45p.m???????Mr.A didn't have time to think why.......

Mr.A rush to toilet and start washing.but no matter how hard he wash the blood stain still remain.

Dong,dong.........dong,(big clock alarm)Is midnight 12.00........

Mr.A Thailand wife show up from a mirror and shout to him

:"DO YOU KNOW WHY THE BLOOD STAIN CANNOT BE CLEAN??

Mr.A very scare and faint.....

Mr.A Thailand wife shout again:"EVERY READER, DO U KNOW WHY?!!!!!

:"BECAUSE HE DIDN'T USE DYNAMO!!!!!

ḏ ò ı л қ ž got someone's heart at 10:41 AM

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